The Clay Hole Commandments
Every studio has rules. Ours got weird, got funny, and accidentally became the whole personality of this place. There are ten. They’re printed, they’re posted on our wall, and they are absolutely unbreakable.
Here’s what each one really means, and why people fall in love with this room.
They were never about the pottery.
Count them when you scroll down. Four of our ten commandments are about the studio. Six are about how we treat each other.
That ratio wasn’t a plan. It’s just what came out when we sat down and asked what actually needed protecting around here. And the honest answer was never the equipment.
It’s the feeling you get when you walk through that door. The one where your shoulders drop. Where nobody cares that your first mug looks like it survived something terrible. Where three hours vanish and you leave lighter than you came in.
That feeling is the entire business.
So we protect it the only way that felt right.
We carved commandments.
Why do they sound four thousand years old?
Because “please maintain a tidy workspace” is a sentence your brain deletes while you’re still reading it. Nobody remembers polite rules.
But “Thou shalt always clean thine own mess”? That sounds carved. That sounds ancient. That sounds like breaking it might get you smited in the parking lot.
(It won’t. Probably.)
You’ll get your own copy on your first day, and they’re posted in the studio, so none of this will ever come as a shock. Here are all ten, plus what each one is quietly doing for you.
The four about the studio
Housekeeping first. Literally.
Thou shalt always clean thine own mess
Clay is glorious. Clay is also a material that dries into dust, and dust is the enemy of lungs, glazes, and the next person’s whole evening. So when you finish, your station goes back to zero. Wheel wiped. Table sponged. Splatter zone swept.
It takes five minutes and it’s weirdly satisfying. Ask anyone.
TranslationYou will never inherit a stranger’s mess. Not once.
Thou shalt always clean another messy part of the studio
This is the sneaky genius one. First you clean your own mess. Then you clean one more thing that isn’t yours. A shelf. A sink. Whatever the sponge bucket has going on.
Now do the math. Everyone’s mess disappears once, and then the whole studio gets a second pass, every single class, by an army nobody had to hire. That’s how nearly 10,000 square feet of working clay studio stays this nice without a single person having a meltdown about it.
TranslationThe place is cleaner at 10 PM than it was at 6:30.
Thou shalt follow every single glaze rule
We keep more than 650 glazes on those shelves, and glaze is chemistry in a party dress. Used right, it turns your work into the thing you’ll never stop showing people. Used wrong, it can melt across a kiln shelf and take a stranger’s masterpiece down with it.
So the glaze rules aren’t suggestions. There’s literally an agreement you’ll sign when you get there. Every line of it exists because kilns are expensive, and because the piece next to yours is three weeks of somebody’s heart.
TranslationYour work goes into every firing protected.
Thou shalt pay for all clay and firings
Time for a small confession about how this place runs: nobody scans you in. Nobody counts your classes with a clipboard. Nobody weighs your clay on the way out. The Clay Hole runs on integrity, and it actually works.
Which is the whole deal with this commandment. Clay costs money. Firing costs money. Pay for what you use, on your honor, and the honor system keeps working for every one of us.
TranslationYou get trusted like an adult from day one.
The six about each other
Now the ones the whole place is really built on.
Thou shalt not bring constant negativity or drama to the studio
Bad days are welcome here. Truly. Wedging clay on a bad day is one of the great legal pleasures of this world.
The commandment is about the word constant. One rough Tuesday is being a person. A rain cloud that follows you in every week and soaks the whole table is a decision. People come here to put the week down for three hours, and we guard that like it’s the last quiet room in Utah.
TranslationThe studio stays the lightest part of your week.
Thou shalt not touch the pottery of thine classmates without permission
Here’s what nobody tells you about unfired pottery: it’s shockingly fragile. A mug that took three weeks can crumple in one well-meaning pickup, and even clean, dry fingers leave prints on raw clay.
So admire loudly. Gush. Point with your whole arm. Just don’t touch, unless the maker says yes. And when they say yes, they’ll probably hand it to you glowing. Because you asked.
TranslationThe shelf your work dries on is a bank vault.
Thou shalt not touch thine classmates without consent
This one isn’t funny, so we won’t be.
Nobody touches you without your okay. Not a hug, not a shoulder squeeze, not helping hands on the wheel. Ask first. Respect the answer. That’s the whole rule.
It’s eight words long, and it’s how every single person in this building gets to relax.
TranslationYou are completely in charge of your own space here.
Thou shalt not sexually harass others
Same seriousness.
Every kind of person stands shoulder to shoulder in this studio with muddy hands and their guard down. That guard gets to stay down. No comments, no advances, no “it was just a joke.”
If it happens, it gets handled, fast. We would rather lose a paying member than let one person make this room feel unsafe for everyone else.
TranslationSafe means safe. Every seat, every night.
Thou shalt not gossip endlessly
Talk about glazes. Talk about your dog, your kids, the show everybody’s watching, the bowl you’ve now made four times because the first three “were practice.” Talk endlessly. Just not about each other.
The studio where nobody gets dissected after they leave is the studio where you never have to wonder what happens after you leave. (The word endlessly is in there because we’re human. We notice things. We just don’t marinate in them.)
TranslationYour name is safe in this room.
Thou shalt celebrate human differences
The only commandment that commands joy, and quietly the one the other nine exist for.
On any given night this room holds every generation, every story, and every skill level. Loud tables and silent ones. First-timers next to people who’ve been at this for years. Dan’s actual mom is in the Monday daytime class. Nobody matches, and it works anyway.
You don’t have to be like anyone here. You only have to cheer when their kiln load comes out, and they’ll cheer when yours does.
TranslationWhoever you are, you’re already one of us.
Rules are what you give. Culture is what you get back.
Every commandment costs you something small. Five minutes with a sponge. A question before a touch. A little restraint on a gossipy day. Here’s what those small payments buy you.
Do we actually enforce these?
Yep. And you should hear that from us instead of finding out.
It almost never comes up. People read these, laugh, nod, and then just live them, because none of this is hard. But when somebody decides the commandments are for other people, we don’t look away. Memberships have ended over it.
The details are in our FAQs in plain English, because we’d rather be clear than comfortable.
But, get this. Enforcement is the least interesting thing about the commandments. They aren’t a warning. They’re a promise about what this room will feel like every single time you walk into it.
We intend to keep it.
Things people ask about the commandments
Do people actually get kicked out?
Rarely. And yes. Almost everyone reads the commandments, laughs, and never thinks about them again, because being decent for three hours is not hard. When someone repeatedly hurts the experience for everyone else, their membership ends. The full policy lives in our FAQs, stated plainly.
Who wrote these?
Dan, our founder, who would like you to know they started as a joke and turned out to be load-bearing. He has also personally violated commandment number one more times than he’ll confirm in writing. The man makes a mess. He cleans it up. The system works.
What happens if I break one by accident?
Then congratulations, you’re a person. Spilled slip, a forgotten sponge, an elbow that nearly met a drying bowl: these are Tuesdays, not crimes. Clean up, laugh it off, carry on. The commandments care about patterns, not accidents.
I’m quiet. Is this going to be a whole social thing?
Only if you want it to be. Some tables are chatty and a tad irreverent. Others are heads-down silent for three hours straight. Both are completely normal here, nobody takes attendance on your personality, and the studio is big enough that you’ll find your speed. Commandment number ten covers introverts too.
Do I really have to memorize all ten?
No. They’re posted in the studio and you’ll get your own copy on your first day. And honestly, they compress down to one sentence. Basically, don’t be an A-hole at The Clay Hole. Nail that one and you’ve technically nailed all ten.
“We built The Clay Hole because everybody deserves a room where they can be exactly who they are, with mud on their hands and people cheering next to them. The commandments are just my promise to keep it that way. Thanks for being a part of something rare and special.”
Dan Pearce · FounderCome feel what ten good rules built.
The wheels are ready. The tables are clean. Somebody will be delighted you showed up. That part isn’t in the commandments. It doesn’t need to be.
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